The Best Thai Porn Sites

Happy Ending

Thailand, the land of massages and the most erotic and wonderful hoes. The first thing that pops into my head when I hear the word Thailand is “happy ending.” Happy ending is the greatest thing created, whoever thought of that clearly knew what this word needed. Happy ending is when you get a fully body massage, and at the end of the massage, you get either a hand job or a blow job, as the ending. Hence the term “happy ending.” Clever, right? Not a lot of countries in the world provide this service and so a lot of tourists and foreigners go to Thailand to experience their famous happy ending massages. Heck, even I’ve been to Thailand and have experienced it, and it’s mind blowing. Firstly, the massage is so great. Best massage I’ve ever had, even compared to those huge, fancy, and over priced spas. It’s in the Thai culture to know how to massage. Girls at a young age are already taught how to massage because they believe that diseases stem from a blockage of the energy flow within the internal organs. So in order to release that block, one must have it thoroughly massaged. That’s why their massages are so exceptional because it’s been passed down from generations to generations and it’s a healing tool compared to just a relaxation tool as it is mostly seen abroad. So have that exceptional and healing massage, plus a great burst of pleasure at the end and I kid you not, you come out a different person.

Soapy Massage

The next best thing about Thailand are their soapy massages. Yes, another type of massage again, what a surprise. I told you they’re known for massages, especially their erotic ones. If you thought happy endings were already the best thing on earth, that’s because you’ve never heard of soapy massages. Let me describe in detail what goes on in a soapy massage. First, you should do your due diligence and research where the best soapy massage parlours are located. Once that’s done, when you enter a good soapy massage parlour, you’ll have either of the two options; you will be surrounded by girls everywhere, serving you drinks and talking you up and you can choose any one of them to be your masseuse. Or you will be faced with with a glass window separating you and the girls who are lined up, and you can choose from one of those girls to give you a soapy massage. Once you’ve chosen the girl, you enter a room with a jacuzzi or bath tub, the girl undresses you and undresses herself, and you both get in the jacuzzi or bath tub. She starts soaping you and cleaning you from head to toe with slow and erotic movements that is sure to get you rock hard. After she’s washed you, she takes you to an air mattress and lays you down and can you guess what she starts doing? She starts massaging you with her pussy and soapy tits. There are so many people who claim that a soapy massage is the most erotic and sensual sexuality experiences they’ve ever had in their entire life. You have the option to end the massage at just that, or you can choose to either have a happy ending or go into a room for the next 30 minutes to an hour and actually have a go at that wet and soapy pussy. Oh and by the way, this soapy massage isn’t limited to just men. Women can actually experience this soapy massage and have another sexy Thai girl rub her tits and pussy all over them and end it with a great fingering or licking orgasm.

Go-Go Girls

Since women in Thailand are mostly known to give great massages, a lot of the videos and pictures on the Thai porn sites have massage scenes and even soapy massage scenes. So if you’re unable to visit Thailand just yet, have a go at their porn and experience it through your computer screen. They also have a lot of videos of Thai prostitutes fucking for money or giving the girlfriend experience. There’s even a whole site dedicated to the auditions for the go-go girls. These are Thai girls that work in bars wearing skimpy outfits and serving you drinks. It’s the equivalent to strippers, actually. You can pay them to give you lap dances and even pay for their services to have sex. The site that’s dedicated to the auditions of these girls is one of my favourite. These girls are literally willing to do anything to get the job and how fun is it watching women go as crazy as they can be and work so desperately to get what they want?